chav

The IQ of one of these peices of scum-shits can be found using the following equation:

IQ = 1
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no. of gold chains^2

If you are a chav yourself, and cannot grasp the significance of this equation, it means: The more gold chains you have, the dumber you will.

2)a) If A chav has a total of only 3 gold chains on him/her, how intelligent is she/he?

IQ = 1
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3^2

IQ = 1/9

The Chav has an IQ of 1/9. The average is 90-100.

by Comrade Dmitri February 18, 2004

Chavs

Chavs are cunts! It has to be said once and for all. They are the lowest scummiest form of life and Britain would be a better, less crime filled place without them. Also anyone who they see who isn't a chav is a grunger! That is fucking ridiculous!!!

I have long hair and i am a keen guitar player. That makes me a grunger according to chavs. Oh yeh, i also have been told i have a mullet, afro, i'm a hippi and i'm in the hair bear bunch...
Complete bunch of wankers!!!

by Paul January 17, 2004

Chav

Harmless on own but when teamed with other 'ard nuts becomes into a super brick throwing, car stealing, spitting machine. Will drive anything thats hot, usually with some retarded RnB blarring out. Phrases like boi, innit, bruv, dosh u up propa good are their own language. Can be identifyed by burbry caps (always at 90 degrees) and socks tucked into trousers.

"There a chav i think i will run him down for the good of man"

by James December 17, 2003

chav

A lower form of life currently dominating the northern half of Great Britain. They appear in sportswear, even though the nearest sport they indulge in is mugging. The most stylish bling a chav can wear is "solid" "gold" chains, hooped earrings for the chavettes and an ASBO for any chav is a definite style item. Their language consists of "swearing, innit, yeah but no, like yer know what I mean? more swearing, whatchoo lookin at, eh? ya startin?"

Yeah but no I ain't trippin watchoo lookin at mush i iz gonna bang u out oh my god didya see big bruvva last night? kamal is so fit

by ANTI CHAV CREW August 24, 2005

chav

worse than Sars

comon enn! arrrr nok u awwt

by johnny October 29, 2003

chav

verb (ch-ae-hve)
chav.
to anally rape with pathetic chav like penis*.

*see Chenis.

chav1: oi ! dnt u evr disrescept me again infron of me m8s or ill chav u in the arse.

roasta: wikked roasta!

by dirrtay Deejay Varsh vee December 15, 2008

Chav

A culture of people who dress a certain way(track suits and burberry often) and often speak in slang, alot of so these called chavs indulge in the "happy slap" trend,Chavs have no manners and are often in groups, they call these groups "Mandems" and these so called "Mandems" are often named after the postcode of the area they live in i.e b64 etc...

Billy the chav: Tell my mans im top don round ere'

Manny the chav:My man must be dizzy blude

by Digital Bath October 22, 2008