chav

The IQ of one of these peices of scum-shits can be found using the following equation:

IQ = 1
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no. of gold chains^2

If you are a chav yourself, and cannot grasp the significance of this equation, it means: The more gold chains you have, the dumber you will.

2)a) If A chav has a total of only 3 gold chains on him/her, how intelligent is she/he?

IQ = 1
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3^2

IQ = 1/9

The Chav has an IQ of 1/9. The average is 90-100.

by Comrade Dmitri February 18, 2004

Chavs

Chavs are cunts! It has to be said once and for all. They are the lowest scummiest form of life and Britain would be a better, less crime filled place without them. Also anyone who they see who isn't a chav is a grunger! That is fucking ridiculous!!!

I have long hair and i am a keen guitar player. That makes me a grunger according to chavs. Oh yeh, i also have been told i have a mullet, afro, i'm a hippi and i'm in the hair bear bunch...
Complete bunch of wankers!!!

by Paul January 17, 2004

Chav

Harmless on own but when teamed with other 'ard nuts becomes into a super brick throwing, car stealing, spitting machine. Will drive anything thats hot, usually with some retarded RnB blarring out. Phrases like boi, innit, bruv, dosh u up propa good are their own language. Can be identifyed by burbry caps (always at 90 degrees) and socks tucked into trousers.

"There a chav i think i will run him down for the good of man"

by James December 17, 2003

chav

A lower form of life currently dominating the northern half of Great Britain. They appear in sportswear, even though the nearest sport they indulge in is mugging. The most stylish bling a chav can wear is "solid" "gold" chains, hooped earrings for the chavettes and an ASBO for any chav is a definite style item. Their language consists of "swearing, innit, yeah but no, like yer know what I mean? more swearing, whatchoo lookin at, eh? ya startin?"

Yeah but no I ain't trippin watchoo lookin at mush i iz gonna bang u out oh my god didya see big bruvva last night? kamal is so fit

by ANTI CHAV CREW August 24, 2005

chav

worse than Sars

comon enn! arrrr nok u awwt

by johnny October 29, 2003

chav

A term used to describe southern England teenagers whose features include:

-extensive vocabulary and the ability to pronounce words with as many as 3 syllables such as “cigarette” or “gimme-chips”.

-artistic skill, demonstrated by the graffiti adorning their vehicle of choice, the Chaviot.

-constructive skill; this comprises mostly of the deconstruction of a Vauxhall Nova into a Chaviot: a Vauxhall Nova-turned-urinal (the glovebox is used for larger excraments)

-inexpensive trainers

-Flammable hoodies

-"Gold" chains which end up being made of iron and start to rust.

-breeding children in order to obtain free accomodation

-only fear being Norton AntiChav and anybody over 5 foot tall.

-a desire to look like medusa (or at least to turn people to stone by spitting at them)

-use of the word batty boy when a member of the public does not turn over their phone.

-a magnetic attraction to fast food outlets.

-applying the word racist to anybody who disagrees with their agenda.

-Courage; proportional to number of Chavs congregated with them, or Chavs-per-kfc.

-Music taste; Hippie Hop, Rap, RnB Break dancing (which originated from Chavs trying to steal tyre-plates off moving vehicles).

Chav: gimme phone
Person: no
Chav: gimme chips
Person – uses Norton AntiChav to eliminate Chav.

by Winston_fist July 15, 2008

chav

verb (ch-ae-hve)
chav.
to anally rape with pathetic chav like penis*.

*see Chenis.

chav1: oi ! dnt u evr disrescept me again infron of me m8s or ill chav u in the arse.

roasta: wikked roasta!

by dirrtay Deejay Varsh vee December 15, 2008