charver

Lasses who walk around the 'toon' pushing their buggies and shoving a greggs pasty or sausage roll into their kids hands. They wear gold earings the size of bird swings and necklaces like skipping ropes.

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

Chavez

The current president of Venezuela. A Castro wannabe who capitalizes on world hatred of the US government to look good, protect his dictatorship and expand his outdated socialist views.

Hey, Chavez, you know that socialism is a failed economic concept, right? No serious analyst would recommend it.

Chavez: Stfu, capitalist pig.

by David111 May 14, 2007

charver

A charver is basically a very anti-social teenager, although the disease can spread from early childhood and continue until the time of the charver's death (usually around 25, due to the unhealthy lifestyle of a charver.)
They are obnoxious and attack the smart, confident, or different children in their class/ street. They are known to be the arch- enemies of emos or 'moshers' as they are sometimes known in Sunderland, North East of England.

Shannon: Let's turn around, there's loads of charvers at the fish shop
Nicola: no, it'll be ok, lets just keep going.
*charver kicks football off Shannon's head and laughs*

by Nicola Williamson April 24, 2007

Poulét Chauve

French Origin- A nose of enormous proportions, resembling a bald chicken.

Oh, have you seen the poulét chauve on Barbara Streisand?!

by Tom May 2, 2003

charver

Charvers (also spelled charvas) are very stupid and self-centred people with their own accent and dialect. They are distinctivly annoying. They wear Berghauses (a brand of coat) and Rockports (shoes). They will stop at nothing to fight or insult anyone who they don't like (all non-charvs). They are like rabbits and multiply at the speed of light. They think they can get away with anything. Basically, only the tail of the sperm made it.

Dialect:

"Wey aye man!" - Well yes, person.

"Where y' gannin' like?" - Where are you going?

"Like hoo!" - Phrase usually placed at the end of every sentence for effect.

by Silly Bugger December 7, 2003

Charver

''Charver'' Northern English expression for poor scruffy street kid, usually dressed in trackies with designer labels, drives hot hatchback cars, and is a general menace to society.

Southern english definition ''Chav''.

You charver,or you chav

by Speedball April 25, 2006

Chavez

When someone is persistently being a pain the ass.

The Venezuelans got chavezed bad by Chavez.

by SenorChavez7891 September 2, 2009