Tristan Canon

A absolute Masterpiece. She is kind, beautiful, and has an amazing personality. She always wants to make you feel better when your not at your best. She is the kind of person you can never take for granted. Enjoy every moment you have with her while it last. I have never meet an as amazing person as her. <3

Tristan Canon: an amazing person

by Shehdbdb November 20, 2021

canonical lori

Canonical Lori is just the best if they have it in their Instagram name and act like a mum to you you gotta love it also she’s just awesome

“Hey Canonical Lori your awesome”
“I know”

by maddyjpg May 21, 2021

Canon Stanley

The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)

Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude

by allhailthebroomclosetending June 13, 2023

Cowboy canon

a large callibor revolver such as .45 long cult , 44 magnum, .50 S&W

I just got this new cowboy canon chambered for the 44 magnum round

by Riot strike June 16, 2020

Tacobell Canon in D

Da most popular light-classical selection dat da local fast-food joint plays over their Muzak speakers.

I love soft chamber-music as much as anyone, but it can still get a trifle tiresome hearing dat same cloyingly-sweet-toned Tacobell Canon in D played at least once over da diner's PA-system on every occasion while I'm chowing down my favorite lunch.

by QuacksO April 11, 2019

Gravy Canon

The act of pooping liquid on the male partners belly whilst performing doggy-style.

My wife totally let loose with a gravy canon last night, after she got shit-faced on tequila!

by Niff July 25, 2016

Liz Canon

Liz Canons are one of a kind, and very hard to come by. They like to pet dogs and play volleyball. They also love starbucks and sing the national anthem better than any celebrity guest at the Super Bowl. The are really smart, tell great jokes, and are very nice to under and upper classmen alike. If you find yourself a Liz Canon, you are very very lucky.

-Wow that girl is such a good outside hitter and libero.
-I heard she plays the French horn too.
-Then her name must be Liz Canon.

by fortnitewizard27 December 5, 2018