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Camel-Toe Kamala

Any politician, especially a veep of the USA, who ascends the ranks of their country's political ladder through the bedsheets rather than the worksheets.
(NOTE: THIS IS AN EXAMPLE ONLY, ANY REFERENCES TO REAL POLITICIANS ARE ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL) "Holy sh*t, there is NO way Laura Alvarez is Minister of National Security, she's incompetent! Wasn't she some random, unknown office clerk only five years ago? That Camel-Toe Kamala! She did more than a few men (and women) more than a few favours...
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hang it low like a camel toe

"Gangsta" way of telling your friend to keep his penis flaccid when near something that could erect it.
In other words, you are telling him to "hang it low," like a flaccid penis. To make sure he knows how low it should be, you tell him "like a camel toe," which can be pretty dang low.
A hot piece of ass walks by so you tell your friend, "Dude! Hang it low like a camel toe!"

"Dudes! This girl's left boob was hanging out of her bra and I kept telling myself, 'Hang it low like a camel toe. Hang it low like a camel toe!'"

righty oh camel toe

Term used to show agreement with a female whose labia is prominently displayed by form fitting garments.

Also used to demonstrate sarcastic agreement with one who is disagreeable.
Camel Toe Mary said "Please keep the door shut"

John said "Righty oh camel toe"
righty oh camel toe by Toledo September 19, 2012

glitter on my camel toe

Candice bailey : glitter on my camel toe glitter on my camel toe glitter on my camel toe!

Reverse Camel Toe

Having the combination of a very hungry ass with tight shorts and undergarments, causing your very hungry ass to consume your shorts and undergarments causing a camel toe to appear in the rear.
What the hell, Coach G. always has that damn reverse camel toe.

male camel toe

when a male wears pants that are too tight, and the impression of his balls become visible.
male camel toe by Anonymous October 18, 2003

Ball Camel Toe 

Expression used when a guy wears an extremly tight PE short (or any short for physical activity), in which the short's crotch actually "cuts" the scrotum sac in two, making it look like an actually camel toe. The "Ball Camel Toe" effect is only complete when it looks like a camel toe and the penis is bent upwards due to the lack of resting/hanging space.
Cako used a PE short that used to fit him well in Second Grade the other day during PE class, which made him get a Ball Camel Toe. It was nasty...