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Crapplesauce

Crapplesauce()n. Applesauce made with apples considered sub-par by apple-growers. This term pertains especially to applesauce made with Red Delicious--also known as Red Chief Apples, which produces an applesauce that is neither red, nor delicious and "tastes like crap".
"The applesauce in the cafeteria is gross!"
"They still serve crapplesauce, huh?"
"yeah. It's disgusting."
by kimbler230 January 19, 2010
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Cripalet

The term that members of the "Crips" gang give their numerous illegitamate spawn.
Tell Snazzy B to wrap his shit yo, we don need no more cripalet muh-fuhs runnin' up 'n dis piece!
by Ballz-Loc December 26, 2008
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cripplesac

The art of simultaneously pinching your boyfriends nipples whilst putting your foot in his ball sac/groin.
I supermaned my girlfriend and she peformed a cripplesac on me, then i tied her up and locked her in my basement for three years.
by fryz January 19, 2009
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Crapplebee's

n. - insulting remark to chain restaurant Applebee's, which appears poised to take over every suburban town as the dominant teenage hangout spot. Often used after consuming their poorly made boneless buffalo chicken.
"Holy crap, it looks like our entire high school is eating at Crapplebee's tonight!"

(on the toilet after bad buffalo chicken) "I'm never eating at Crapplebee's again!"
by Kulags December 23, 2005
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crApple

Crapple is an assortment of useless apps that is forced on users as part of new ios updates.
The Apple i Watch icon on my iphone is useless as I don't have an apple watch. So I create a folder on my phone for this app and the rest of the crapple.
by GeoBandito May 10, 2016
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crippling depression

When you are too deperessed for your body to function normally.
by Sengoazalon March 7, 2017
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Crippled Smurf

Someone who regularly wears all blue and has the inability to walk like a normal person
Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.

Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf
by Zack McD November 28, 2017
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