A bean burrito is the process by which one peforms anal sex on his partner and then proceeds to receive oral stimulation from the same partner.
by Hugh Schtickinmyazz March 4, 2010
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the jailhouse burrito is completely unrelated to an actual burrito, and contains none of the same ingredients; one is to assume it is named for appearance.
to make a jailhouse burrito, 2 - 3 bags of doritos are crushed and mixed together in one bag with a chopped up slim jim and a sauce to alter flavour (ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, soap, potato vodka, etc.). a small ammount of water is added (about 1/4 the bag), and it is sealed up and allowed to sit.
after a while, the water causes the crushed-up doritos to expand, encompassing the other ingredients and holding them static in the loaf (burrito).
the bag is cut away with a shiv, revealing a dorito-bag-shaped, salty dorito-based loaf with a similar appearance to a large wet burrito.
it is truly sickening, and can cause diarrhoea in a stomach that is not accustomed to the atrocious food eaten by prisoners.
not recommended to be tried by free humans.
or animals.
(this is a real recipe)
the jailhouse burrito is completely unrelated to an actual burrito, and contains none of the same ingredients; one is to assume it is named for appearance.
to make a jailhouse burrito, 2 - 3 bags of doritos are crushed and mixed together in one bag with a chopped up slim jim and a sauce to alter flavour (ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, soap, potato vodka, etc.). a small ammount of water is added (about 1/4 the bag), and it is sealed up and allowed to sit.
after a while, the water causes the crushed-up doritos to expand, encompassing the other ingredients and holding them static in the loaf (burrito).
the bag is cut away with a shiv, revealing a dorito-bag-shaped, salty dorito-based loaf with a similar appearance to a large wet burrito.
it is truly sickening, and can cause diarrhoea in a stomach that is not accustomed to the atrocious food eaten by prisoners.
not recommended to be tried by free humans.
or animals.
(this is a real recipe)
by Wild Drunken Bill August 13, 2008
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The act of rolling over in bed, unknowingly stealing all of the covers becoming completely rolled up in unfair warmth.
I tend to pull the blankets off of my bf when I sleep over. He had to nail one side to the floor to stop me from burritoing it!
by Dave Reed January 25, 2008
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Jane: "It's just like you to combine your two favorite things, me and a burrito!"
John: "Yes, I'm making a burritHO"
Jane: "It's just like you to combine your two favorite things, me and a burrito!"
John: "Yes, I'm making a burritHO"
by GlazeHer December 23, 2013
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(it only works if you paid more than 7 dollars for that burrito)
(it only works if you paid more than 7 dollars for that burrito)
guy 1: "ack! its a burrito blowout!"
guy 2: "Hey ur getting it all over me"
guy 1: "YOU! EMPLOYEE! gimme a refund!"
employee: "no refunds"
guy 2: "gimme some new pants or i call teh poleez on you"
*guy 1 runs away*
*employee takes a stress leave*
guy 2: "Hey ur getting it all over me"
guy 1: "YOU! EMPLOYEE! gimme a refund!"
employee: "no refunds"
guy 2: "gimme some new pants or i call teh poleez on you"
*guy 1 runs away*
*employee takes a stress leave*
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by it'sLikeMagic! July 24, 2006
Get the burminating mug.A burrito sized mummy referes to an extreemly large joint. It takes about 6 rolling papers to create one
by BIGGDAD September 5, 2009
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