Book Buffer

The number of books you have queued to read someday.

Dave: Have you read Freakonomics? It's awesome. I'll lend it to you if you fancy
Arnold: Not yet; I've got quite a few books queued up at the moment, but if it's as good as you say, maybe it can skip the book buffer.

by JB42 November 22, 2010

Buffer Food

An amount of fast food exceeding the groups already ridiculously large late night drive through order. It's necessary to ensure that noone's munchies are left unfulfilled.

"Dude, I know there's only 4 of us and 10 cheeseburgers, 8 large fries and 6 milkshakes should be enough but I better order some buffer food just in case."

by Phishman27 December 09, 2008

awesomeness buffer

a bad song that, between good songs, creates a balance, that helps avoid awesome-song overload.

The Fray is a good awesomeness buffer for that Zepplin set.

by mechpt July 07, 2010

Text Buffer

Text Buffer

When texting a girl goes really well but when you meet face to face it doesn't go as well

Mark and Melinda really hit off until the finally met. All texting was just a text buffer .

by The Dude of the Stupid November 11, 2018

buffer knuckle

The act of spit lubing your index knuckle and then insert it into an anus.

"Tell uncle Billy to stop giving me buffer knuckles."

by Howie Feltersnatch March 04, 2015

Fanny Buffer

Someone proclaiming to be straight, but shows multiple signs of being homosexual. Signs include, but are not limited to: Touching of the genitalia, dry humping, proclaiming that other guys are hott (then immediately saying they're not gay), and unusual physical and emotional attachment to the fanny buffer's straight male friends, rather than a spouse or lover. Derived from the words Fanny, regarding the anus loving nature of the Fanny Buffer, and Buffer, regarding the futile attempt to show one is not homosexual, although "all signs point to yes".

Tim: Dude, why does Sage keep touching you inappropriately in the scrotum? I thought he said he was straight?
James: He's a Fanny Buffer. I don't care if he's gay but he'd better come out of the closet soon...He's not fooling anyone.

by Acer Adquireo June 08, 2009

buffer fluffer

the individual who ensures the primary masturbating penis remains hard during the unfortunate event of an internet slowdown

If it wasn't for Kyle being the designated buffer fluffer, none of the boys would've finished when the WIFI went down

by maverick.sasquatch January 28, 2018