guy buffer

space a straight man tries to put between himself and his buddy when they go to the movies together.

Mike laid his jacket on the seat next to him and told Aaron to sit on the other side of it in order to create a guy buffer.

by mike wilkins January 2, 2004

bufe

It's the excrement mixed with sperm that is squirted out of a woman, or man's asshole after punishing anal sex. Often, the receiver is given laxatives beforehand. Phonetically, it's spelled b-yoof.

Dude, I fucked that bitch's ass till she bufed.

by GrantR September 27, 2005

Buford and Bernardo

The name that Tom Anderson says when he confuses the names of Beavis and Butt-Head
Much like Buffcoat and Beaver

Butt-Head: Those 2 kids went that way, UGH HUH HUH
Tom: I'm guessing it was Buford and Bernardo , those two are always up to no good
Beavis- Oh yeah, HEH HEH

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing September 1, 2022

Cock Buffer

A hired professional who licks the shit off the dicks of men after a gay orgy.

Jason is such a cock buffer.

Why don't you just go buff a few cocks.

Is there a cock buffer in the house?

by Bernard Lebowski January 9, 2004

Penis Buffer

Someone who go in and makeout with a girl or lick her pussy right after she had sex with another guy.

Eddie: hey babe your vagina taste funny today...
Some Whore: ohh really? I've had alot of salt... =S
Eddie: why is there this long ass pube here?
Some Whore: it's not yours???
Eddie: no I shaved... like a bald eagle
Some Whore: ohhh it umm must be from my head...

Other guy hiding in the cupboard using all of his muscle in his body... trying not to laugh at the fact that "eddie" has just tasted his juice.

i.e eddie is a penis buffer

by Random7410 May 3, 2008

pussy buffer

A member of the opposite sex seated between two straight men as a "buffer", in order to cut back on awkwardness. Often abbreviated "PB" in casual use.

Jenna, Dave and Carlos have their panties in a twist and won't sit next to each other. Can you go over there and pussy buffer (PB)?

by cannedpeaches July 15, 2010

buffer

A towering demented mammal-amphibian, native to but not limited to Australia (found on all 8 continents), having four legs, one of which shaped like a cage, the others of which shaped like sasquatch hands, but contrary to walking on all four legs it staggers on one leg in somewhat of peg-leg motion. It has a dirty beard, a snout like a vicious anteater, but yet eats no ants, a tail in the middle of its stomach where most would assume a belly-button would be, a tentacle riddled orifice that is capable of dismantling an elephant in .2 seconds flat. The skin of the buffer has a slimy texture that it sheds every other blue moon, but the reason it is classified as a mammal-amphibian is because it has the very hairy and dirty beard and scientists decided to classify as the first of the fusion class of the two species. It is a shade of blue. It is most prominently found in underwater caves but is also found on land in moist areas. The buffer is capable if ever feeling threatened it can project poisonous darts, but it is rarely threatened.

If you see a buffer in the forest, run like Usain Bolt to your nearest home medical office.

by Na Na Mak October 7, 2009