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brunette bombshell

Something that just doesn't exist.
If you google "brunette bombshell", google's response will be "Did you mean: blonde bombshell"?
by thisisqwerty November 28, 2013
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brunette

A dark (or light depending on the shade, mine is light) hair color. Usually boys go for the blondes instead of this hair color (or black) because it's darker and less noticable. And because yellow is a common boy favorite color, and browns a common least favorite. There's proof all over the place but if a guy doesn't like you, brunettes and black-haired girls, it's only because your less noticed. It's not you! It's them. Blondes and boys usually call it brown which is so freaking annoying! Then the blondes say "oh you can call my hair yellow, if you want." But yellow is a pretty color that wouldn't be the same! Brown is a unlucky color (yeah I have facts to prove it. Copper isn't unlucky though start calling it copper if you can't remember Brunette!)
Brunettes VS blondes: blondes usually win this shit but really none are better. Brunettes usually get bullied.
by 0SquirrelGirl0 January 20, 2017
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Brunettewit

1. A ditzy woman whose hair happens to be dark rather than the traditional blonde.

2. A bleached blonde bimbo whose hair is reverting to its natural state.
1. Alex just screwed up our order again. She looks smart, but she's just a brunettewit.

2. Bambi needs to go to the salon again - She's turning in to a brunettewit!
by XRayman November 10, 2011
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brunetta

Large penis which will inflict pain on the female recipient during sex.
When having sex with girls brunetta cums in her mouth,he proceeds to punch her in the stomach while his load is in her mouth - causing the semen to come out her nose while she groans. creating two tusks and a sound like a walrus
That brunettas penis is a real cunt killer.
That brunettas penis is a real cunt killer
by Charlie brown September 28, 2013
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Briney

The crackling or scratchy sounds made by an old vinyl record
Morrison's voice sounds good and briney on that old record player
by Wicksw June 22, 2017
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Brunell

Noun, subject specific to sailing – a spanner in the works; a person or group of individuals who collectively decide to be tools and make a massive fucking fuss about a problem they’ve invented themselves.

The Brunell Effect, Doing a Brunell – describes the above phenomenon.
Brunelling, adjectival form of the above - whinging.
- My friends all bailed on going to the pub because they're doing this dry-anuary bullshit and they say I should too
- Oh mate, what a Brunell!

- half-time's run over because Tottenham are arguing with the ref...
- fucking Sterling, doing a Brunell....

- Brexit...
- It's a fucking Brunell
by D. Finitely February 18, 2019
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Brunky

Having exceptional musculature and an overall aesthetically pleasing body, but not to any extreme.

Brunky people will typically look more attractive when shirtless.
Person One: What an exceptional specimen of a man, amazing musculature!

Person Two: That boy is brunky!
by RandomPaperMan69 July 2, 2019
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