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The fullfiller of the ancient prophecy of the sexual revolution!!! He is the one that will bring sex mega main stream!! In stead of eating coffee and doughnuts peoplewill now be eating muff and sausage for breakfast!! His extreme sexyness can not be measured to any degree!!! All that is know is that he is the one that the ancient prophecy has foretold as the man who would turn turn mugg munchers into sausage slurppers NO ONE CAN RESIST HIS SEXUAL CHARM
Bruney is pure exstacy I LOVE HIS SEXUAL CHARM
bruney by Mike April 12, 2005
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Burning brunette 

Get a bald headed gay boy to fill up his ass with a full bottle of Sriracha sauce. He then throws himself in the middle of your circle jerk ass up and head down so he looks like a volcano. He screams fill me up. After the entire group has unloaded in him, he explodes like a volcano spewing the sriracha and sperm all over everyone that participated. Don't worry, he gives everyone a tongue bath before they leave, he never wastes a drop. The burning brunette is a true dumpster
That dirty ass mother fucker gave everyone a burning brunette the other night and even licked the walls.
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Sexiest man alive.
I want a bruneil inside of me
Bruneil by Daddyroro November 23, 2021

Broneymoon 

The special vacation taken by heterosexual life mates take after commiting themselves in the holy sacrement of bromarriage. This usually involves neglection of spouses or signifigant others for; strippers, video game marathons,aimless driving, improper and unsafe power tool use,fishing,hunting,gambling,general tomfoolery, petty vandalism, and extended boozing sessions involving sluring, excessively loud music, reminiscing, and urination in inappropriate places. During this time shaving and other forms of bodily hygene are totaly neglected.


To celebrate their bromarriage Aaron & Eric went on a five day pubcrawl in nevada for their broneymoon.
Broneymoon by parasomniac2 December 31, 2008

Sultan of brunei 

A guy with the largest car collection in the world, the world's second richest man, unless you count that Ikea guy.
The sultan has over 200 Rolls-Royces

blue eyed brunette 

the absolute hottest combo. when natural. usually is forign but so so hot on a white american chick.
-dude did you see that new exchange student?
-hell yeah, that blue eyed brunette ..ID DO HER!
blue eyed brunette by Paul BayBay January 16, 2008

Kick a Brunette day 

Kick a brunette day is 03rd May. You kick anyone with brown hair.
Kick a brunette day .
Amy: oh look its will
Will: oh shit
Everyone: kick him Kick that brunette
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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