Broke as joke 

When a person has so little money that it is funny and humorous, as they cannot afford to buy anything.

Person 1: Hey bro, you buying yo mum that necklace for Christmas?
Person 2: Nah mate, I'm broke as joke.

Broke as joke by JustABastard January 12, 2017

broke as hell 

(adj): to be broke, in the figurative language, to the equivalent of the extremes of hell.

Tony is unable to pay rent for he is broke as hell.

broke as hell by Swagdaddy68+1 June 18, 2016

broke phi broke 

An imaginary minority fraternity of homeboys who ain't got it (money, cars, clothes, hoes). Made popular by Kanye West

"Broke, Broke, Broke Phi Broke: WE AIN'T GOT IT!"

broke phi broke by Greg B. November 7, 2005

Broke Ass 

1. Out of Funds/No Money
2. Not Adequate and/or Unfavorable situation.

(Example #1)

"Hey John, want to go to Sarah's party tonight?"
-John replies, "I'm not going to that Broke Ass party"

"Sorry Adam, now the plans are ruined and we have no way to make the trip to the lake"
-Adam replies, "I didn't want to go on that Broke Ass trip anyway."

(Example #2)

"I'm sorry Son, we are some Broke Ass parents and have no money for toys."

"I cannot believe you cannot pay for this with yo Broke Ass."

Broke Ass by FowShow December 14, 2018

broke your neck

The art of getting your friends to quickly look at something, making them twist or jerk their neck as fast as possible to look at what you pointed out. ie: hot girl, nice car, etc...

Andre: Hey Helder, check out the tits on that girl.
Helder: *quickly jerks nearly spraining his neck*
Andre: Ohhh my BROKE YOUR NECK!

broke your neck by Andre A April 23, 2006

broke ass 

1.concerns a person who is a complete loser or bitch, can pertain to either a person's monetary worth or a person's significance
2.similiar in meaning to (1.), but in this case with regard to a thing, stating that said thing is of little to no worth
3.

1."I can't stand that broke ass Rick. He never shows up when he says he will."
2."My car is totally broke ass. It sounds like I'm driving a lawnmower."

broke ass by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 25, 2005

broke neck 

The term used when you call someones name from behind or tell them to look somewhere, causing them to suddenly turn their neck in order to look. Hence, they move their neck in a violent manner as if to figurativly "break their neck".

Little Tim is walking and Stuy yells,"Hey Timmy". Little Tim turns suddenly and Stuy hollas "BROKE NECK!".

broke neck by Stuy The One (Lewis) September 27, 2005