squrit burner

When you have dieare after eating something spicey and it hurts your butthole

I ate some hot fries now I got the squrit burners.

by Mr troll 1778 January 13, 2018

Jason bourne

Certified bad ass that is currently banging your wife.

Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne

by Your mums a hoe 69 October 2, 2019

Jason Bourne

Jesus Christ

"Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne..."

by no no no gay May 19, 2020

Jason Bourned

The act of suddenly disappearing, then reappearing temporarily without explanation. Commonly occurring at social events to a friend, acquaintance or colleague.

“Hey dude I’ll pick you up in 10 yeah?”
“Yep perfect sounds good”
*40 minutes later after multiple attempts to regain communication

“Aye over here! Cheers for the lift dude!”
“Yo I just drove around for 30 mins looking for you, I just got Jason Bourned my guy”

by Cheersfortheliftmyguy May 25, 2020

Brim Burner

A fart, shit or shart that painfully burns and stings the outer edges of the anal sphincter when released.

Bbbbbbbrrrrrrraaaaapppp!! Dang that was a brim burner. Stinging right now.

Those extra jalapeños at chipotle were enough to give me a brim burner this morning. I needed a medicated wipe with aloe.

I’m not feeling well and sharted. It was a brim burner.

by Dick Onchin December 6, 2020

Garage Burner

A Canadian slang term for taking a big dirty shit.

Jeremy: Holy Christ it stinks in here!
John: Hold on, I'm just taking a Garage Burner.
Jeremy: Alright, but Jesus, open a damn window.

by Dr. McMac October 29, 2021

Scottsdale Burner

A vigorous, dick burning blow job received behind a local Circle K market from a Mexican prostitute that just polished off a fiesta sized package of Takis and a 32 oz. Mountain Dew.

My knob is still feeling the effects of that Scottsdale burner last night.

My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.

by Dick Onchin January 6, 2023