To claim to have no memory of something by placing the blame on a government organization, rather than one's own forgetfulness.
Anniversaries:
Spouse: "Did you not remember that today is our anniversary?"
You: "Sorry, significant other, but I Jason Bourne'd all about it"
Grocery Shopping:
Spouse: "Did you forget the milk, again?"
You: "Whoops. My bad, love of my life, but I Jason Bourne'd as I walked past the dairy aisle."
Destroying the Evidence:
Spouse: "Did you get rid of the body like I told you to?"
You: "Damn. I'll admit, ball and chain, that I'm a highly-trained assassin that works for a shadowy government organization that I can recall almost nothing about... i.e. I Jason Bourne'd the corpse."
Spouse: "Did you not remember that today is our anniversary?"
You: "Sorry, significant other, but I Jason Bourne'd all about it"
Grocery Shopping:
Spouse: "Did you forget the milk, again?"
You: "Whoops. My bad, love of my life, but I Jason Bourne'd as I walked past the dairy aisle."
Destroying the Evidence:
Spouse: "Did you get rid of the body like I told you to?"
You: "Damn. I'll admit, ball and chain, that I'm a highly-trained assassin that works for a shadowy government organization that I can recall almost nothing about... i.e. I Jason Bourne'd the corpse."
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Can be used as pain or pleasure experience, can be seen as "kinky'.
Can be used as pain or pleasure experience, can be seen as "kinky'.
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Sex betwixt James Bourne and Charlie 'Chazwick' Simpson of Busted. Considered wrong by many fans of Jaybourne and Jaywick
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Get the Bourgeois ghetto mug.originally refers to the middle class people in a capitalist society, however now used to refer to posh people.
Monica ft Dem Franchise Boyz - Everytime the Beat Drop:
"Cause I ain't one of these too bourgeois broads"
"Cause I ain't one of these too bourgeois broads"
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Get the bourgeois mug.The idea that Brad Delson and Rob Bourdon, of Linkin Park, are involved in a romantic relationship. Comes from combining Bourdon with Delson, not unsimilar to how bennoda was created.
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by Rachel November 5, 2004
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"Music makes the people come together.
Music mix the bourgeoisie and the rebels"
-Madonna's "Music" lyrics
Music mix the bourgeoisie and the rebels"
-Madonna's "Music" lyrics
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