boucher

1. n. Orange shirt
2. v. To play trump in a hand of euchre when your partner has the hand won.
3. n. A terribly sarcastic outburst from an otherwise kind friend.

1. Tom is looking at Allen in his sexy boucher.
2. Hannah was excited to win the hand with her ace of spades, but she was bouchered.
3. He is the nicest guy we know, but his random bouchers scare us.

by michaelfeb16 April 21, 2008

Botched Abortion

When one person, usually intoxicated, puts another person's head under his shirt and punches it really hard over and over, endlessly. A truely botched abortion involves the first person crying and the second person screaming like a dying baby.

The neighbors called the cops when Ray gave Nathan a botched abortion on the front porch.

by RayatUM June 8, 2009

bouche

An expert forecaster. One who forecasts with accuracy.

The weatherman on channel 9 is always right, he's a real bouche.

by kymac July 16, 2008

bouche

when you see a woman and you think shes so gorgeous that you get a hard on. But when she turns around you discover that she is so damn ugly you instantly lose your stiffy.

rebby - yo check that girl out.
Aaron - yeah man shes hot!!
*seconds later*
Both- "AWWWwww shit BOUCHE!!!"

by Rebello August 8, 2005

borchee

borchee is a shy girl who is also a big shmuck when you get close to her. dont be friends with her cos she will bite you

hello borchee, how r u

by shmuck loser July 17, 2020

snootchy boocheys

joints or marawana blunt

pass those snootchy boocheys over here

by DVK November 27, 2005

botched abortion

A really physically ugly person or someone fucked up by disease, birth defect, or a cripple. Also generally the term is used as a dreogatory insult for polititians.

I really like those waxey elephant ears, stubby hog nose and bald head of Congressman Henry Waxman! what a fucking botched abortion he is!

by Pkuhnert April 17, 2010