Random Bogan
Random:
1. Someone of little significance
2. Everyone that you don't know and some that you do
Bogan:
1. Trailer trash
2. Your mother
3. see above
4. Look around, they are everywhere. Can often be found at Safeway or exploring Woolly bush while wearing a flannelette shirt, black acca-dacca t-shirt or wife basher singlet as well as tight black jeans and desert boots (DB's).
There are three main keys to correctly identifying a Bogan:
1. The obligatory packet of wini-blues rolled up in the sleeve to draw attention to the guns that they have developed from years of being a wanker;
2. The stubby or can of Victoria Bitter (VB); which also proves how little taste and class Bogans possess; and
3. The 'Mullet' the haircut with its own motto:
'Business at the front, party at the back'
in some circles also referred to as:
'Party at the back, business at the front'
Either way it is still a shit haircut
Random Bogan:
Look in the mirror; tell me what you see
1. Someone of little significance
2. Everyone that you don't know and some that you do
Bogan:
1. Trailer trash
2. Your mother
3. see above
4. Look around, they are everywhere. Can often be found at Safeway or exploring Woolly bush while wearing a flannelette shirt, black acca-dacca t-shirt or wife basher singlet as well as tight black jeans and desert boots (DB's).
There are three main keys to correctly identifying a Bogan:
1. The obligatory packet of wini-blues rolled up in the sleeve to draw attention to the guns that they have developed from years of being a wanker;
2. The stubby or can of Victoria Bitter (VB); which also proves how little taste and class Bogans possess; and
3. The 'Mullet' the haircut with its own motto:
'Business at the front, party at the back'
in some circles also referred to as:
'Party at the back, business at the front'
Either way it is still a shit haircut
Random Bogan:
Look in the mirror; tell me what you see
I wish these Random Bogans would just get out of my way
There are so many Random Bogans here; it is not hot. I would go so far as to say that it is so Luke warm here right now
So little air, so many Random Bogans
Your mother is a Random Bogan.
That makes your father a 'Random Bogan Mother Fucker'.
Guess that must really suck for you; good thing that as you are also a Random Bogan, no-one really gives a fuck
Harden the fuck up; stop being a Random Bogan
There are so many Random Bogans here; it is not hot. I would go so far as to say that it is so Luke warm here right now
So little air, so many Random Bogans
Your mother is a Random Bogan.
That makes your father a 'Random Bogan Mother Fucker'.
Guess that must really suck for you; good thing that as you are also a Random Bogan, no-one really gives a fuck
Harden the fuck up; stop being a Random Bogan
Random Bogan by Luke Warm August 3, 2008
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