Blop

Verb- The consumption of alcohol.

Every weekend high school students blop and make crucial moves.

by Move maker January 9, 2006

Bloat Job

This is the amount of padding, or additional, sometimes fictional information your resume is going to need in order to find a new job.

Man, I am applying for the ad asst job, but I am going to have to give my resume a "bloat job" in order to impress this guy.

by inkmarqued March 28, 2009

Bloat the Moat

A condition which is associated with the sensation of feeling bloated and miserable, usually brought on through the excess consumption of alcohol and going 'big game hunting'. Effects can vary, though at their most severe, can lead to 'blockages' and 'compaction' for durations of up to several weeks. This condition gained noteriety during the summer of 2008 when MD suffered from a 'moat' for 2 weeks.

Fuck's sake, you boys speak so much crap.... 5 mins later... Ugh, massive bloat the moat.

I couldn't eat another thing.... savage bloat the moat.

Definitely putting on weight. Probably bloat the moat but it could be perma-bloat.... I hope not.

by Tyskie81 February 2, 2009

Blop

The verb, to play black ops.

What are you doing? Bloping

Dude i just bloped

by Blopisaverb November 19, 2010

Blop

To have sexual relations with, or to ejaculate on someone.

"Damn look at that chick across the class, I would totally blop her." "Yeah I blopped on my girl last night."

by Zxlla December 2, 2014

bloot

male version of 'slut'

Holy shit, Teddy is SUCH a bloot.

by lyssth July 1, 2003

Bloats my goat.

Something that annoys you or turns you off.

Antonym: Float your boat

That really bloats my goat. - Said when annoyed about a specific thing.

Whatever bloats your goat. - (Antonym to whatever floats your boat.) - Said when you don't agree with someones peculiar or unusual opinion on a turn off, but you respect their right to be turned off.

by eviljoy January 13, 2010