Madden-bate

When you are forced to spend the night playing Madden by yourself, with just the voice of Gus Johnson to keep you comfort. Often this happens when your bro ditches you to go spend time with his girlfriend. It is normal to feel slightly ashamed once you complete a round of Madden-bating.

Zach: Hey man, let's go play some Madden.
Brendan: Nah dude, I gotta go buy some furniture with my girlfriend.
Zach: Oh, damn. Looks like I'm gonna have to go home and Madden-bate all night.

by Antoine_Dodson December 12, 2010

bategan

Tegan Quin of Tegan and Sara dressed up as a bat, whose sole purpose is to maintain order in the streets of Gotham.

Look at bategan over there eating those weird donuts!

by hannnn June 10, 2009

bater's dozen

The act of masturbating 13 times in one day.

Hey Matt, I heard Jason member looks like a red snapper after completing the bater's dozen.

by misterslave1442 July 27, 2010

double blade

Filipino slang for a man who is bisexual

The way he walks and talks I am sure he is a double blade.

by Dosvy May 10, 2009

child beater

Someone who beats up children- normally a coward

*man hitting his kid in public*

Hey you CHILD BEATER!

by *your nan***** January 29, 2016

wife beaters

A tank top usually white

Yo' it's hot as shit outside. I think Ima put on my wife beater.

by L-boogie June 22, 2003

Norman Bates

(n.) A person with a quiet but nervous demeanor, that instills fear into people. Based on the charactor from the movie psycho. See also bates motel. Hello mother dear...

That guy creeps the shit out of me. I'm afraid to take a showerin case I get knifed to death and thrown in a river. Oh God he just looked at me again.

Where? What guy?

Norman bates in the red shirt, look at his eyes, they're evil.

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004