husband beater

form-fitting white ribbed tank top also known as a wife beater, but worn by females.

Girl 1: i went to target the other day and bought a 3-pack of husband beaters!
Girl 2: omg! give me one!

by goober412893729138 July 12, 2008

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turkey baster roulette

A game played involving one female and a minimum of two males (more male participants are encouraged for handicapping purposes)and a large turkey baster. Each male is required to ejaculate into a community bowl. Upon the successful containment of the participants' semen, one preselected male uses the turkey baster to suck up a generous portion of the combined semen. The turkey baster operator then inserts the 'business end' of the turkey baster into the female's vagina and pumps out the collected jizz. Nine months later, if a baby is born, a paternity test will reveal the father. If any of the participants are proven to be the father of the child, they lose.

Why does my wife keep so many turkey basters in the house? She doesn't even cook. She keeps telling me the basters are for turkey baster roulette.

by jb3ar November 29, 2007

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Little dick beaters

Girl hands.

Bro you got some little dick beaters

by BIG OH a little shady November 13, 2010

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bestfriendship

bestfriendship is something that you and your go to gal(s)/guy(s) and you can tell them anything. it is like somthing that you cannot do with just any friends...only your best friends{notice the word"bestfriendship}

OMG! Sam and Mallory have a very strong bestfriendship; they are like sisters!

by Samzyboo December 25, 2008

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