bent corner

When your penis is halfway erect but not all there. However, it is not completely flaccid. It is simply bent.

Oh shit, I'm starting to get a bent corner from that girl over there, I hope she can't see.

by J.a_y April 23, 2018

bent spanner

A bent spanner is a penis that is so long and bent out of shale that a person with a bent spanner can use it to touch their own anal cavity when erect.

My friend has a bent spanner

by Ieatpineapple October 15, 2017

Merry Bent

The phrase ‘merry bent’ means to be happy at the wrong times. This was used multiple times to describe villains in books.

Harry: Meghan is so Merry bent
Jesse: Hmm...I know...it’s a bit unnerving sometimes

by Hat Is Meme June 03, 2018

bent spokes

When one is violated in the anous so rough that afterwards they are left walking funny or with a limp .

You can tell he has bent spokes by the way he walks.

by Booshay5150 December 04, 2016

trailer bent

1. Literally, the act of being sodomized profusely whilst bent over a flatbed trailer. 2. A stronger variant of the traditional phrase "get bent," i.e. "get fucked." Often used in a competitive context when the performance of a player or team is particularly bad.

The San Jose Sharks got trailer bent by the LA Kings during last year's Stanley Cup finals.

by Deagostini February 19, 2015

Bent water

When you get to drunk with the boys sometimes you become bent water.

Sa stop drinking that cranberry Smirnoff you’re gonna turn into bent water.

by Connytron December 22, 2020

bent frame

The shape of a vagina on a Monday after a long distance relationship date weekend in Nashville.

After Thanksgivng in Nashville with Dave, I had a full belly and a bent frame.

by DJ Cleveland November 24, 2015