bent leg

It's someone who only has time for friends when it suits them. Also forgets friends on important occasion's i.e Weddings.

When you meet up with the friend in question you can refer to them as "Bent Leg"

by sailorsmagic March 23, 2016

bent nickel

The weakest link. The guy who screws everything up for everyone else because he sucks.

My orchestra teacher always said, "Don't be the bent nickel." I'm guessing he was talking about the violins.

by Blurriefaces March 7, 2016

bent frame

The shape of a vagina on a Monday after a long distance relationship date weekend in Nashville.

After Thanksgivng in Nashville with Dave, I had a full belly and a bent frame.

by DJ Cleveland February 1, 2016

Bent water

When you get to drunk with the boys sometimes you become bent water.

Sa stop drinking that cranberry Smirnoff you’re gonna turn into bent water.

by Connytron December 21, 2020

bent spanner

A bent spanner is a penis that is so long and bent out of shale that a person with a bent spanner can use it to touch their own anal cavity when erect.

My friend has a bent spanner

by Ieatpineapple October 15, 2017

Bent julians

Pop Bags of cocaine specially meant to be zoostomped. Bent julians is the sister Iced Weep product, Bent julianos which is a usually .7 g bag of purp cocaine. Both give the sense of nostalgia to an outstanding and beautiful level.

"He brought Bent julians!"
"No way bro! This party just got cray cray!"

by zoostompkate January 22, 2021

bent spokes

When one is violated in the anous so rough that afterwards they are left walking funny or with a limp .

You can tell he has bent spokes by the way he walks.

by Booshay5150 December 4, 2016