Merry Bent

The phrase ‘merry bent’ means to be happy at the wrong times. This was used multiple times to describe villains in books.

Harry: Meghan is so Merry bent
Jesse: Hmm...I know...it’s a bit unnerving sometimes

by Hat Is Meme June 12, 2018

bent spear

When during hardcore sex, you accidentally pull out and when thrusting back in, you jam on the side of your partner, painfully bending your penis

We were going at it until i fell out and got a bent spear.

by bloodbeard lumberjack February 27, 2015

A Bent Shot

A Glaswegian term alluding to a person’s sexual proclivities: namely a homosexual type person, male or female.

“Watch yersel’ in the showers when that P.E. teacher is around…ahm sure he’s a bent shot…”

by Terrysuki September 13, 2023

bent nickel

The weakest link. The guy who screws everything up for everyone else because he sucks.

My orchestra teacher always said, "Don't be the bent nickel." I'm guessing he was talking about the violins.

by Blurriefaces March 7, 2016

bent frame

The shape of a vagina on a Monday after a long distance relationship date weekend in Nashville.

After Thanksgivng in Nashville with Dave, I had a full belly and a bent frame.

by DJ Cleveland February 1, 2016

Bent water

When you get to drunk with the boys sometimes you become bent water.

Sa stop drinking that cranberry Smirnoff you’re gonna turn into bent water.

by Connytron December 21, 2020

bent spanner

A bent spanner is a penis that is so long and bent out of shale that a person with a bent spanner can use it to touch their own anal cavity when erect.

My friend has a bent spanner

by Ieatpineapple October 15, 2017