A sad and confused man who when justifying why ‘black is sexy’ says that widows are hotter than angels, thus perpetuating his weird sexual fantasises.
by LouisLittStan December 20, 2020
Bennet wong is so hot I keep nutting to him everyday if Bennet is reading this I'm dead but then I also love denzel
by GreenBean697 November 05, 2022
BENNETT IS SO HOT Bennett is a hot man from my class and I have a crush on him when bennett is reading this I'm probably shitting but bennett I love u
by GreenBean697 November 05, 2022
A stupid n***** with blonde hair and brown eyes. An egocentric bastard with stupid facial expressions that somehow don't even outweigh his immense stupidity. Parker will leave you in the dust as his stupid triple chin blasts off into space. Always somehow manages to ruin a group joke, even when the continuation of the joke is laid out right in front of him on a carboard wafer. Uses "smart" words/phrases, to make himself seem like he knows what the FUCK he is talking about when he doesn't have a clue. Way too competitive over stupid things just like one of his other friends (TJA). Won't explicitly say the n word, but will say lots of racist things, including defending people that should DEFINITELY not be defended.
Josh: Hey Parker, what you doin?
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:
Josh:
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:
Josh:
by 9090alex January 07, 2023
Amazing person inside.and.out. truely eccentric with a big heart and down to earth personality. Able to make friends in any environment. Tough and optimistic. Smartter than your girlfriend.tall with freckles and a big bubble butt that tastes like vanilla ice cream.
The smArtest girl i dated was Zoey Bennett she was cool as fuck.
Did you see Zoey Bennett's ass in those shorts? Sexy as hell
Did you see Zoey Bennett's ass in those shorts? Sexy as hell
by Gotemcowboy February 03, 2018
by Bennett lover April 02, 2019
A rare species of Homo sapiens. Known to be foul-smelling and clumsy. Often referred to as unintelligent, ignorant, and foolish. Only to be seen driving a red car. This rare species of Homo sapiens is colorblind and often drives through red lights and stop signs. Often seen wearing all-black outfits with a pair of ultra boost. This rare species exempts its stench into the clothing causing it to reek.