Bench Tails

This one's a doozie. It's a comic that has been long forgotten but brought back by the internet archives. It's about Tails seeing Creme and an OC called Uni and then doing the boombayah with them. To make it worse, Creme and Uni are babies. and Tails is an adult. It's called two babies one fox.

"Dude it was just a bench tails joke!"

by bench tails February 28, 2025

Deep Bench

When someone has enough manpower to replace people who drop out.

xpt.de

"So we continue without Del?"
"Trust me, our boss has a very deep bench."

by xpt.de June 25, 2021

face like a welders bench

based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight

A: eeeuurrgh, that lucy's got a face like a welders bench
B: yeh she's well butters

by ontour May 25, 2012

Park bench boys

Men that like to have sex on park benches

Clayton is the king of the park bench boys

by B16T2T5hhmb November 2, 2016

Hot Bench

Shitting your pants while seated. Often as the result of an urgent need to defecate but not heeding the seriousness of your body's cry, thinking you can hold it or reluctancy to use public facilities.

Ate some bad Mexican food last night and wound up sitting on the Hot Bench in class this afternoon!

by loosestool October 18, 2017

Ahmer Bench

Your max bench plus a couple of pounds, used to emphasise how much weight you are capable of bench-pressing in the gym environment.

Person 1: Yo how much can you bench?
Person 2: 250lbs
Person 1: is that your Ahmer Bench or your real bench
Person 2: My Ahmer Bench is 320lbs nize it

by nyeahehc April 16, 2019

muff bench

The female equivalent of tea bagging.

Tina snuck up on Dan while he was sleaping and gave him a muff bench.

by Dan Stark August 1, 2006