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Moody Baseball

by spanky June 14, 2004
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Late n bate

When you stay up late and wait for your parents, or whoever is in house house to go to bed so you can look at porn and masterbate.
"dude I'm so tired"
"whys that?"
"I was up doin' the Late n bate"
by Maineiacshockey June 18, 2009
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batboy

One of the most famous stories in the Weekly World News about a boy who was supposedly part bat. Now used as a description for someone who's doing something bizarre enough to get them their own story in the WWN.
"Dude, that friend of yours came over, walked straight out into my neighbor's yard, dropped trou, and dumped a load."

"Yea, he's a total batboy"
by DareD May 18, 2006
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baseball bulge

The bulge you see in baseball pants from a baseball player's cup that drives women crazy
Look at #24's baseball bulge, mmm thats so hott.
by Chicksdigthelongball August 4, 2012
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Fantasy Baseball

A game in which major league baseball players are drafted to fill a fake roster. Different leagues have different settings but essentially you get rewarded when players on your team do good (such as striking out batters or hitting a home run) and penalized when they play poorly (such giving up 5 runs or striking out).
Fantasy baseball players are usually hardcore baseball nerds and/or stat heads. It is taken extremely seriously and causes extreme mood swings.
John loved the Boston Red Sox, so he felt dirty for selecting Derek Jeter as the SS for his fantasy baseball team.

I haven't slept in 3 days, my fantasy baseball draft is coming up and I need to study
by Will.I.Am2121 October 11, 2010
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bareback swingers

Bareback swingers are people who indulge in recreational sex swinging without the use of a condom.

The term bareback originates from the gay scene where the use of the term bareback sex was/is slang for sex without a condom.
Couple want to meet other couples for bareback sex.

Bareback swingers enjoy the feeling of sex without a condom.
by Dirty David July 3, 2006
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Mexican baseball bat

A sexual act, in which a man's testicles are held in a womand's mouth as she sucks on them, and the man slaps his penis across her face until he ejaculates on her face.
Guy nummber 1:"Dude, I got Sharon to do a mexican baseball bat last night!!"
Guy number 2:"Oh, man, that's tight. How'd you get her to do that?"
Guy number 1:"I hit her with a regular bat until she agreed to it."
by ohemmeffgee January 19, 2007
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