A game in which major league baseball players are drafted to fill a fake roster. Different leagues have different settings but essentially you get rewarded when players on your team do good (such as striking out batters or hitting a home run) and penalized when they play poorly (such giving up 5 runs or striking out).
Fantasy baseball players are usually hardcore baseball nerds and/or stat heads
. It is taken extremely seriously and causes extreme mood swings.
John loved the Boston Red Sox, so he felt dirty for selecting Derek Jeter as the SS for his fantasy baseball team.
I haven't slept in 3 days, my fantasy baseball draft is coming up and I need to study
A homemade knife used for stabbing/shanking/generally deterring African-Americans.
Most are used as an insurance weapon, carried by white people in case they get jacked/jumped/beat-up/shot by a black person.
I used a pointy stick as a coon shank at that basketball game.
The act of driving through a predominantly black neighbourhood (usually a ghetto) in a pick-up truck and beating African-American passers-by with a broom. This is particularly effective against negros on bicycles.
Raheem - Damn Jamal, those crackas look like they be coon brooming.
Jamal - Aw shit nigga, we better get outta here.
A weapon, usually a shank of some kind, carried without intention of use. They are carried in case a violet situation occurs and one would need a pointy object of some kind to defend oneself.
I carried my empty beer bottle with my downtown as an insurance weapon.
I keep my switchblade with me as an insurance weapon.