bastard

One born without married parents.

Ben is a bastard.

by Kikaider June 27, 2003

The Dirty Baserva

The act of getting a stripper pregnant while wearing a sombrero and in another relationship at the sametime.Then refusing to step up to the plate and be a daddy.

defintion #2 Taking donations from a community with the promise of helping the handicap and never stepping up to the plate and honoring that promise.

EX:1" Your boyfriend got me pregnant and is giving me the dirty baserva"

EX:2 "Several people in the community donated money to help with the handicap only to receive a Dirty Baserva.

by The happy sombrero November 25, 2007

shitty bastard

a person who acts really stupid.

You are a dumb shitty bastard!

by Ur mutha March 27, 2005

tractor bastard

A bastard with a tractor.

Hey, look at that tractor bastard.

by carl sancto June 17, 2004

Oh,my God!You killed Kenny!You bastard!

Stan and Kyle use to say this when Kenny gets killed..not so often after season 5,they kinda realise that it happens all the times..

Kenny gets killed by someone.
Stan:oh,my God!You killed Kenny!
Kyle:You bastard!

Then Kennys dead body is attacked by 3 or 4 rats :)

by Digooo February 12, 2005

bastardo

Anyone and everything ever to have existed. Can be used to express extreme frustration with a person, object or situation. Best when pronounced with an Italian accent, a la Assassin's Creed 2.

He just cut me off! Bastardo!
That bastardo stole my donkey!
BASTARDO!!!

by screed February 17, 2010

lying bastard

As symple as the term is. In which it means you are a lying bastard.

Dan is a lying bastard. That bastard!

by blah September 17, 2003