barking lounger

someone who lazies around on the couch and barks out demands

"get the kids to shut up can't hear the tv" as the person is to lazy to get up like a barking lounger

by concerned reactor to asshat May 17, 2014

Rat-bark

Fart. see also rip ass

Tiana just let a gnarly rat-bark. Or, Tiana is so gross she is sitting in the corner rat-barking.

by jjjjjmmmm July 6, 2010

Bark on the Wall

When something/someone/some emotion/anything has no explanation for being there. It just is.

A: Why is there bark on the wall?
B: Oh, its just a Bark on the Wall.

A: What mad life is this?
B: Tts just Bark on the Wall, man. Bark on the Wall.

by Raped by me May 31, 2017

Barking at fish

Puking in a body of water, usually from drinking too much.

After the party, I ended up barking at fish as the sun rose over the ocean.

by Beamishgirl May 25, 2019

Barking at Echo's

Being reactive, instead of proactive.

The Crap that all of the People that are trying to get into a policital office are selling.

saying anything to get your vote

Barking at Echo's was what the dog would do for hours.
Closing the door to the chicken coop after the fox has made a meal out of the chickens!

Any thing a person that is running for president talks about such as a problem on a national platform. The problem, I.E ( Banking, Home Loans ) broken IN the country wide area. The problem is NOT FIXED IN THEIR STATE!
IF THEY HAVE THE PROBLEM AT THEIR STATE HOME, HOW ARE THEY GOING TO FIX THE PROBLEM ON A NATIONAL LEVEL!
IT IS ALL BULLSHIT TO THE FOURTH POWER!

by richard van etten March 26, 2008

bark brain

Someone who is inherently extremely below-average intelligence and can be seemingly assumed to be as dumb as bark.

Damn, that dude Jordan really is a bark brain... He put jam in his toaster...

by ranch baby January 8, 2022

Door Bark

When someone knocks on your door and your dog starts barking like crazy.

Dog: Bark!! Bark!! Bark!! Bark!!
Person 1: What the hell the dog barking at??
Person 2: I think someone is at the door, sounds like the "door bark".

by Latina_LC July 27, 2009