Straight up full baguette

an adjective describing something of great magnitude or significance. An unusual chain of events against an individual.

Not only did Bill get fired for masturbating in the bathroom at work, but their also suing him for sexual harassment over it. They're giving him the straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.

by TheNewWordGod September 18, 2017

The baguette goddess

The baguette goddess is the goddess of all the baguettes including garlic baguettes

Person: “ who is the baguette goddess”

Layla Walton: ”it’s me I am the baguette goddess”

by Adopted daughter of god April 16, 2020

Baguette

A word that means a massive penis; over a foot long.

Dude, jack has a total baguette.

by Endei October 2, 2023

Death Baguette

A long, cylindrical turd, possibly with scoring on one or more surfaces. Unlike the more typical 'coiler' this monster extrudes in a nearly straight configuration.

Man, after all that kimchi last night I dropped a death baguette this morning.

by Thoringerveer February 2, 2022

i am too baguette for this

when your french amigo is incapable of understanding what is going on/being said

oh i went up the apple and pears

i dont know what that means, i am too baguette for this

by bobconcarni November 3, 2023

Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains

Fancy having a Nutella Baguette? That baguette had loads of nutella on it

by kramitin99 June 13, 2016

Baguette

A realy cute french girl who melts my heart.

Person1: Do you know baguette?

Person2: Yes i love baguette

by BaguetteLover May 5, 2018