BAGUETTE

Hmm
You might think I'm crazy
The way I've been cravin'
If I put it quite plainly
Just gimme them babies
So, what you doing tonight?
Better say, "Doin' you right" (yeah)
Watchin' movies, but we ain't seen a thing tonight (yeah)
I don't wanna keep you up (you up)
But show me, can you keep it up? (It up)

baguette murders everyone

by sdfghngefdwrtr December 14, 2020

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Baguette

A shape of diamonds. The baguette cut shape is similar to other square or rectangular shape cuts, based on straight, clear lines and simple geometric form.

I’ve heard of affairs which are strictly Platonic
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend
And I think affairs that you must keep Masonic

Are better bets if little pets get big baguettes

(Gentlemen prefer blonds)

by Haliotis June 10, 2012

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Baguette

A baguette is a long French bread. It can also mean a penis in other languages like German.

Man: I will bring a baguette tonight!
Woman: What kind of baguette do you mean?

by Find a Wingman November 04, 2019

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baguette

french bread

Baguette in french is baguette.

by RyanPhill236 September 26, 2019

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baguettism

The French Version of Imperialism (or Aka How Napoleon somehow went thru Europe and conquered it before entering Russia.)

Napoleon: Hol up my bois I got Baguettism!
The French Army: LETS SHOVE THE BAGUETTES INTO EUROPE'S ERSE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE!

by CummingBoi December 16, 2017

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