There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.
by rperazag June 19, 2010
Get the Somewhere a dog barked mug.1. A man in front of an area such as a circus or side show, talking and shouting to get people interested in buying a ticket or spending money; often wearing a straw hat, and a red and white striped blazer.
2. A dog that barks too much.
3. An unattractive female.
2. A dog that barks too much.
3. An unattractive female.
1. That barker really cost me a fortune with his fast talking!!!
2. That little barker next door kept me up all night long!!
3. Man...that girl over there is a real barker... woof-woof!
2. That little barker next door kept me up all night long!!
3. Man...that girl over there is a real barker... woof-woof!
by thedzone August 7, 2010
Get the barker mug.Terry: Hey Phil, did your dog just shit in my garden?
Phil: No Tel, you must be mistaken. Thats a barkers egg.
Phil: No Tel, you must be mistaken. Thats a barkers egg.
by seamanrob May 28, 2011
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Patrice " what do you expect? You flying vagina'd three trees last night! now you've got vaginal bark rash
Patrice " what do you expect? You flying vagina'd three trees last night! now you've got vaginal bark rash
by Fantastic five October 29, 2011
Get the Vaginal bark rash mug.v. Insistant, persistant, tenacious, high-volume verbalizations of a pomeranian.
n. The ususal preferred method for a pomeranian to accomplished her desired result IMMEDIATELY and without delay.
n. The ususal preferred method for a pomeranian to accomplished her desired result IMMEDIATELY and without delay.
v. Sadie barkfucks me at my bedroom window until I let her back in after a nice 3AM shit. Pomeranian for "Hey jerk weasel! Get the fuck up and let me in RIGHT NOW!"
n. My dog barkfucks in English, Spansih, Chinese, Japanese, Portugese, and Maltese.
n. My dog barkfucks in English, Spansih, Chinese, Japanese, Portugese, and Maltese.
by crissikitty July 13, 2009
Get the barkfuck mug.A secret association in far east, containing group member ab dog number 1, and some other not well known members, leading by ground fairy 166. The bark bark team is hidden inside an education center, covered by front desk with some other well known Karen’s black face troll and etc. Then to your left is the meeting room of bark team. The rest of the building is for masters to sleep in.
by Sharpen March 27, 2023
Get the Bark bark team mug.The crispy crust that forms on the outer layer of smoked pork products (i.e. babyback ribs, pig butt & pork loin). If prepared properly, pig bark is without a doubt the best part of a pig.
"Mmmmm.... Pig Bark"
"Yo Matt, rip me off a piece of pig bark!"
"You crushed those ribs TZ, but are you gonna eat your pig bark?"
"Check it out, I peeled off all of the pig bark from the pork butt and made myself a pig bark sandwich"
"Yo Matt, rip me off a piece of pig bark!"
"You crushed those ribs TZ, but are you gonna eat your pig bark?"
"Check it out, I peeled off all of the pig bark from the pork butt and made myself a pig bark sandwich"
by TZ April 14, 2009
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