average

Something that is good, but not quite up to par.

Sally: Did you shack up last night?
Joanna: Yes, at Charlie's.
Sally: Well...how was it??!!
Joanna: Eh, average.

by Annie May June 29, 2005

Average

Someone who is not good but not bad, Being average is being 'Mediocre'.

Sam Brown is average at CS:GO.
I would compare him to Heroic.

by NoobleJoosh September 3, 2017

dealing average

The percentage calculation of your drug deal successes compared to your failures.

Duder 1: "Yo man I dropped some vicodin last night in the city. My dealing average is 100%."

Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."

by westfalia February 12, 2010

average genshin impact enjoyer

A person who has no father and resorts to touch little kids because they played genshin and got confused about 18 years and 8 year old humans.

Look at that fucking loser over there. He's probably an average genshin impact enjoyer.

by looteaston12 December 18, 2022

averwaverz

a piece of shit. he spends all day being toxic and forces his opinions on other people like a cult. he ended up getting no real punishment for bullying someone on reddit and got others permanently banned

person one: yeah he is just like that cunt averwaverz
person two: agreed

by haahahhahaha December 31, 2019

average

The weight grouping choice favored by fat girls at online dating sites. If she chooses "a few extra pounds", bring a harpoon and/or tranq rifle. Same with "ghetto booty".

Holy hell. U.D. has been up this long and nobody submitted a definition for "average"?

Levi: WTF? There's no pics on this chick's profile.
Nate: What's her weight entry say?
Levi: Average. Profile says she's "curvy".
Nate: Means she's average in American terms, not French. Her curves are rolls.
Feminist from the woodwork: It's what's inside that counts!
Fat Goth Girl: Fat girls need love too!
Nate: *shotgun fires four times, once each and then once each to make sure* Not from me; and a tranny once told me the same thing about the inside.
Levi: You only get what you give. Get back in your badgerhole, ya bitch.

by Derek Peavey June 1, 2006

Slicker Than Your Average

A desirable individual, which no other living being compares to. Said to be Pav.

"Man I Swearrrr He's Slicker Than Your Average?"
"Yeah Thats Pav"
He's Slicker Than Your Average

by Harry Dhinsa January 27, 2008