That one blonde biotch that always says everything is because of her astrology like shut up Becca no one fucking cares.
Becca:
*Wrecks Car*
Officer: Would you mind stating what happend her
Becca:*crying* My astrology sign made me do it
Officer:*pulling out gun* I've had to much of this bullshit I'm done with life
News Anchor: local astrology sign girl makes over 1000 officers kill themselves in just one day breaking the original record by the hot cheeto girl by 13 officers.
*Wrecks Car*
Officer: Would you mind stating what happend her
Becca:*crying* My astrology sign made me do it
Officer:*pulling out gun* I've had to much of this bullshit I'm done with life
News Anchor: local astrology sign girl makes over 1000 officers kill themselves in just one day breaking the original record by the hot cheeto girl by 13 officers.
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But Astoria is still the greatest
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Jim's really into astrophotography isn't he?
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