assbath

v. - to smother someone's face with your bare ass; thus bathing them with your ass.

Kip was being stupid so I gave him an assbath.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

assbatter

Smegma-like, lathering build up in one's butt crack due to high temperatures and sweating, especially after a workout and/or manual labor. Dingleberries may or may not be present.

Hey, the dog is licking the assbatter out of my underwear again!

by sireland November 15, 2007

assbandit

a sexual action when sticking your thumb in your partners ass while doing them from behind

i have heard most women enjoy the assbandit very much

by sssharris February 4, 2004

Assbarfer Syndrome

repetitive explosive diarrhea

"When Salyn heard that Corn might have 'Assbarfer Syndrome' , she laughed so hard she was snorting .

by Cornykins July 7, 2011

assfaggot

One who takes a cock in thyn ass.

Brad is an assfaggot. He works at a chocolate factory as a fudgepacker.

by Steve Viola February 27, 2008

assvagine

the stench that comes from unwashed female private parts, noticed when standing downwind from her or by sitting next to her at work after she points her fan into your cubby.

"Do you smell that?"
"What?"
"I'm not sure, but it seems to be coming from that fan"
"Yeah, I smell it now"
"Yeah. Smells like assvagine to me"

by Steven's bitch August 20, 2009

asswage

In pimp circles this terminology is used to describe a ho's value on a spectral scale as pertaining to profit.

Jim-Jam: This ho be slack late, blud. Her asswage is less den Carmendy and Zircogna. I'm una introduce her to the stairs to be blunt.
L-Ices: Seen, seen, blud. Zharmay's asswage is getting real flo. When she get back from aborting the fetus umma make Desoynté bottom bitch.
Jim-Jam: Seen.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 28, 2010