Italian awakening

The act of wacking your dick off someones forehead in order to wake them up from a deep sleep.

Yo, that fucking asshole has been passed out for three days, someone give that fucking shit for brains the Italian awakening!

by bt February 20, 2003

Asahel

God made; common hebrew name (name in the bible)

Frank:John, what's your son name.
John: his name is Asahel

by outgunner March 3, 2015

aslake

To seem awake and alert while being asleep or just waking up planning on going back to sleep.

I told you to take out the thrash this morning. No you didn't and if you did i was aslake because I don't remember you saying anything.

by what you never asked me that February 18, 2004

Asaki

A leprechaun from northern Japan.
She's an amazing person with usually dark hair.

Asaki is such a Japanese Leprechaun!

by MS Mary Mac January 3, 2012

since you asked so nicely

"Since you asked so nicely" is a sarcastic term basically meaning "that was rude, but i'll do it." Often used after forcing to say/do something, like "Move now" or "Give me that"

"Give me your phone"
"Since you asked so nicely

by agathaallalong April 25, 2021

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

by Spatro August 15, 2021

asked

A sarcastic term used to respond to a statement that you really just don't give a shit about. The term is mostly found after some douche-bag is trying to tell you how cool he is or how many girls he fucked last night.

On a side note "asked" is appropriate to post under almost every facebook status

Sean: Dude I Fucked my girl friend in the back seat of my car last night. It was so AAwesome!!

Dude: Asked

Sean: But dude she had some big ass tittys

Dude: Asked, now go away

EX 2)

Rani's Facebook status: The Cowboys are 2-7!!
Dude: I asked

by Made Famous by Rani November 23, 2010