A obscure sexual move popularized by repeated viewings of the 1986 film "Labyrinth". It entails dressing up as David Bowie's character Jareth, from the film, and attaching brown dildos (length must exceed 7 inches but be no longer than 13) to the articulatio radiocarpea of both arms. While penetrating both the anus and vagina, "Jareth" must sing "Magic Dance" with the receiving partner singing the goblins' parts. If available, cocaine (slime and snails or puppy dogs' tails are popular substitutes) should be snorted off the lower back of the receiver. This second act is, of course, referred to as a "Lady Stardust".
Nathan: Hey what'd you get Aniston for her birthday?
Aaron: Got her David Bowie's Armadillo and some Lady Stardust bro.
Nathan: Damn that's nasty as fuck my man!
Aaron: Stardust is a hell of a drug.
Aaron: Got her David Bowie's Armadillo and some Lady Stardust bro.
Nathan: Damn that's nasty as fuck my man!
Aaron: Stardust is a hell of a drug.
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can be used in any tense, often used by girls only to suggest in a discreet way that they have to pee but do not want to squeez through the crowd of creepy drunk guys in a bar alone(it's a safety in numbers kinda deal)
(no exact spelling exists.... the word was created when someone was delerious and meant to say Almanac, then instead said Armanarc... so she made up a definition that seemed to suit the newly created word and was determined to make it an actual slang term.)
can be used in any tense, often used by girls only to suggest in a discreet way that they have to pee but do not want to squeez through the crowd of creepy drunk guys in a bar alone(it's a safety in numbers kinda deal)
(no exact spelling exists.... the word was created when someone was delerious and meant to say Almanac, then instead said Armanarc... so she made up a definition that seemed to suit the newly created word and was determined to make it an actual slang term.)
Megan & Jackie: "hey Ingrid, wanna armanark?"
Ingrid: "sure"
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Ryan: "hey, where'd all the girls run off to?"
Randy: "oh, they're armanarking...they'll be back"
***
Jackie: "sup."
Ryan: "i thought you girls armanarked??"
Jackie: "yeah... i didn't really have to go,and Megan did so i got Ingrid to go armanark with her instead..."
Ingrid: "sure"
***
Ryan: "hey, where'd all the girls run off to?"
Randy: "oh, they're armanarking...they'll be back"
***
Jackie: "sup."
Ryan: "i thought you girls armanarked??"
Jackie: "yeah... i didn't really have to go,and Megan did so i got Ingrid to go armanark with her instead..."
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Between the Christian May 21st 2011, and the Mayan December 21st 2012, we're in armageddopause.
False prophet Harold Camping went into armageddopause after his EotW prediction in 1994, but now he's back at it for 2011!
False prophet Harold Camping went into armageddopause after his EotW prediction in 1994, but now he's back at it for 2011!
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