A Dad (Something you don't have) is something you don't have
Person 1: My Dad (Something you don't have) left a while ago..

Person 2: Don't worry one bit, he'll come back with a carton of premium milk!
by I am smol pp man June 03, 2021
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have you done

will take you to court, sue you, take legal action against you, or report you to a higher authority

Used in Britain (at least), colloquially.
"I'll have you done for harassment if you ever call me again"

"I'll have you done for cowardice if you dare speak again."

"I'll have you done for slander"
by Burrito_ October 20, 2016
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You wanna have a bad time?

This is something that the character Sans from undertale says. He says this if you pick the genocide rute by killing the other monsters. When he says this is when you meet him in a hall.
by Subiugetur November 20, 2018
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A magazine cover with a beautiful woman on the cover that you would like to fuck but you can't because its just a photo.
" Look at this magazine with this beautiful woman on the cover. wouldn't you like to fuck her? But you can't because it's just a photo. and she lives miles and miles and miles and miles and miles away. And if you did meet her she wouldn't let you touch her with a ten foot pole. But you can buy our magazine, thats almost as good".
Shit!!
This see this you can't have it cover hurts.
by Deep Blue 2012 July 24, 2009
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Have You No Friends?

Irritating question best used after arguing with someone, and then proving them wrong. Once they realise that they are being beaten, or are wrong, say in a high, stoned voice: "Haaaave you no friends?!?"
<SergioTehArab> HAHAH THOSE FUKING ASAIN PPLZ THORT IT WULD B FUNNAY TO KNOK DOWN THE EMPYRE STAET BILDING!1
<NeeSheeShee> That never happened, assface.
<SergioTehArab> ...
<NeeSheeShee> HAAAVE YOU NO FRIENDS?!
by bastardized bottomburp May 23, 2003
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Nice term to describe anyone designated or willing to stay sober at events involving alcoholic consumption. Basically, a nice way of saying, "don't worry my friend, I'm staying sober- so you don't have to! Which means I'll be there at the end of the evening to question that 'date' you picked up, drive you home, and provide adequate support for you're drunken heap of a body... well go on then, get drinking!"
Joseph: Hey, you having a drink?
Joe: Nope, I'm staying sober- so you dont have to!
Joseph: okay- You just volunteered to pay... bitch!
by Firelovesugar January 11, 2009
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