Apple

1: a fucking round red fruit that everyone calls an apple

2: a name for a girl who wants to be fucked

1: Look at that bastard eating an apple

2: WAIT WRONG APPLE

by madame-shitbag November 12, 2020

Apple

The reason communism and YouTube's copyright laws still exist.

Apple wants to fucking control and suck money out of EVERYTHING. I can't download any small fun app because nooooo, a PaRt Of ThE pRoFiTs MuSt Go To ApPlE.
I can't fucking design my phone's own UI to however I want! No, Apple wants to shove their fucking bullshit design and propaganda up your face so hard you'll become a fanboy sheep just like all the other 1.4 BILLION idiots who still think it is cool bEcAuSe ItS aPpLe

by unnamed7billion September 23, 2020

Apple

To assist a goal, originating from the game of hockey.

Kate: Wow, did you see Alex's pass to Cameron?

Ashley: By far the best Apple I've ever seen.

by hockeylingo November 29, 2014

Apple

How tf do you not know what a fucking apple is nigga

Your fucking stupid if you don't know what a APPLE is

by FredChillin September 21, 2020

Apple

large cherry huuuuge big fat cherry my god that is one big big big big cherry so huge and large and big and plump and humongous

i just ate an apple which is a very large cherry goddamn

by Reddy'sOnTheInternet May 22, 2023

apple

a company that makes very VERY, overpriced products

hey, where did u buy your phone?
"from apple isn't it coo-"
slap

by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021

Apple

Someone who is ratard. A person so idiotic no words can describe them. They are usually the annoying friend at school or your sibling. They are just like an apple. Round,red and is nothing compared to an orange like yourself. They are stupid. They are mentally unstable to handle your greatness. They came fresh out of juvie. They are an apple. Destruction 1000. One of the worst and baddest ways to roast someone nothing else compares.

Did u just try to roast me? You are an apple.

by I want him to be mine November 20, 2018