by frabrizio November 17, 2016
by thedustermonkey September 20, 2023
Computer, mp3, laptop, and phone-making company.
They're famous for their iPods, but has a dick CEO and a plethora other problems with how they handle public relations, known to be intensely jealous of PCs
Apple products are hella expensive and overrated, obsessed with itself, wants to take over the government and world.....even though they're just a design company with no real innovations in how we use technology.
Not wanting to compare Apple to their competition, but Apple can't do damage control when their customer gets pissed at them. They think they're popular.
They're famous for their iPods, but has a dick CEO and a plethora other problems with how they handle public relations, known to be intensely jealous of PCs
Apple products are hella expensive and overrated, obsessed with itself, wants to take over the government and world.....even though they're just a design company with no real innovations in how we use technology.
Not wanting to compare Apple to their competition, but Apple can't do damage control when their customer gets pissed at them. They think they're popular.
Apple the company is made in the U.S., and is a worldwide distributer. Their fans are snooty, reflective of the company and stems from its insecurity at being less popular than their competition.
by Iliveinaworldoflosers5 March 14, 2012
A company that died with Steve Jobs. The company turned to shit when Tim Cook, a faggot, started ruling over the company. Now they make phones without headphone jacks, and laptops without regular USB Type-A ports
Advertisement: Look at the amazing new iPhone 7 and the new Macbook Pro
Guy1: I don't want that new piece of shit iPhone 7, without its headphone jack.
Guy2: And I don't want that piece of shit Macbook, without regular USB ports.
Guy3: I agree with both of you, BOYCOTT APPLE!
Guy1: I don't want that new piece of shit iPhone 7, without its headphone jack.
Guy2: And I don't want that piece of shit Macbook, without regular USB ports.
Guy3: I agree with both of you, BOYCOTT APPLE!
by MrDylanyay March 02, 2017
by Imvu thot June 15, 2019
by Mack-Daddy! September 21, 2009
a 4-8 player game consisting of only men standing in a circle surrounding an apple. The players start to masturbate, last one to ejaculate has to eat the apple.
losing is not an option
losing is not an option
Joe: Hey, Hank. Me and the guys are gonna play a game of apple after school, you in?
Hank: Nah, I played that game three times before, and lost twice....apples just don't taste the same......
Hank: Nah, I played that game three times before, and lost twice....apples just don't taste the same......
by assfaggot November 02, 2009