An Internet Service Provider that is great for children under 13, and people older than 50. For both demographics, this program works quite well as it has thorough parental controls, and is easy enough for the senile to use. For everyone else, it is a heinous waste of money.
by smrtgrl March 29, 2005
by Rozzers September 25, 2007
A clunky ISP whose message boards and chat rooms are infested with the most loathsome, illiterate, ignorant, brain-damaged, psychotic, neanderthalic, arrogant, petulant, knuckle-dragging, degenerate, gutter-dwelling, putrid, grotesque, macho blowhard, bible-thumping, unbelievably racist protohumanoid filth that ever crawled out of a toilet bowl in a gas station men's room somewhere. The only reason I still have AOL is to continue my sociological studies of AOL's cancerous abominations that crawl out from under their rocks to post there. It's an internet hive for the absolute scum of American society.
My current theory is that every one of the Aint-It-Cool-News inbreds are AOL members; the shitheaded mentality is identical even down to the same style of illiteracy.
by Mr. Blond April 02, 2007
An internet service provider, AOL is an acronym for Always OffLine. If you use AOL do not even think of playing any MMORPG's, you will quickly become hated by your guildmates for wipes caused by disconnections. Also don't try to download or watch videos as will lead to much hairloss whilst waiting for it to load at AOL's amazingly slow download speeds. Also don't even think of trying to check the news before work, you will be frustrated due to disconnects at every available opportunity and if you do proceed to finish reading the news will prob be fired for being 2 hrs late. All in all a pitiful excuse of an isp that i would not recommend to my worst enemy.
Possibly the best dial-up simulator on the UK broadband market
Possibly the best dial-up simulator on the UK broadband market
As there was nothing on tv and was late i decided to try and find something amusing on youtube, unfortunately AOL had other ideas.
by godmodeadin June 30, 2009
by rc2696 October 21, 2009