Anus Brace 

Brace for one's broken or fractured anus.

I've broken or fractured my anus now i need my anus brace.

Anus Brace by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

ANUS OIL 

the nasty stuff that makes shit slip out of the anus instead of scratching and tearing and causing a splank. smells like shit and can also be used as a lube during anal sex.

it is said that many raspberry products (jam, jelly, candy) contain beaver anal oil. it's supposed to make it tasty and delicious.

dude, i cant put my toast in my toaster. im gonna use some anus oil.

ANUS OIL by nasty shit November 16, 2004

Anus Game 

A game where the player takes the title of a movie and substitutes one of the words for "anus". Originally made up by a thirteen year old who now resides in Northern Virginia.

The Anus Game:

"Fun with Dick and Anus"

"The Anus who would be King"

"Indiana Jones and the Anus of Doom"

Anus Game by resto776 September 27, 2009

Anus Putsch 

the invasion of an anus by armed facists with the intent of over throwing the democratically elected anal governing council

Assdoph Shitler was sentanced to several years in prision after his failed 1931 Anus Putsch.

Anus Putsch by Nick March 27, 2004

anus mcghee

a coworker or acquaintence who tends to screw up anything, everything they put their hands on, and thinks others are laughing at their lame ass jokes.

yeah that richard he's a real
anus mcghee.

anus mcghee by freedav04 June 12, 2005

Anus Hemingway 

A person who farts very expressivley.
A literate bystander may pick up on the farts hidden meanings, metaphors and symbolism. A complex fart may raise questions about the nature of life, religious matters and other deep shit.

PFFRFRRFPPPFPFffffffff "Dude, you pulled a real Anus Hemingway there.

"Mom, look" Pfppfpppprrrrrppffffffffpfprrrfff
"Alright, off to bed now, Anus Hemingway!"

Anus Hemingway by arsebum October 17, 2009

anus curly wurly

When you fuck a girl in the ass with a corkscrew

I gave Jennifer a fucking huge anus curly wurly last night

anus curly wurly by AnCuWu August 29, 2020