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Amazon Amnesia

When you've been buying all your stuff on Amazon and you forget where to find it in the actual store.
"Excuse me, I have Amazon Amnesia, where can I find the toilet paper? My Amazon subscribe and save isn't here yet and I'm all out."
by kwyjibo1 July 30, 2017
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Amazon Queen

1. Queen of the Amazon Girls Tribe
2. Strong female warrior/leader/ DA BOSS
3. A sexual lioness
4. Someone who spends too much time shopping on Amazon
The leader of our group is like an AMAZON QUEEN.
She is an AMAZON QUEEN in bed.
SHE BE DA AMAZON QUEEEEENNNNN.
by Azule Skye April 7, 2018
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Amazon socialist

Someone who is prepared to abandon their principles to save 49p on a book / CD / dvd / Joseph Joseph stacking utensil set
Steve's always banging on about workers' rights but he's an amazon socialist when it comes to deciding where to buy the new Billy Bragg album
by RustyLi July 31, 2018
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Amazon Coupons

Amazon Offers, Amazon Coupon codes, Amazon Sale, Amazon Sale 2018
You can get Amazon coupons and Amazon sale offer at GetAmazonCoupons
by Get Amazon Coupons May 27, 2018
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amazon prime and booty time

Hey girl are you ready for some Amazon Prime and booty time?
by Main nugget May 5, 2019
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Amazon shut in

A person who has no reason to leave the house, bathe, shave, or even change their clothes because that purchasable in life, which would normally take errands--and the social hygiene associated with same--can be ordered to their front door step from that "internet rain forest" which has all.
Dude, the dog smells better than you. When was the last time you showered?!

Dude: I think it was some time back in the "modem days" dude, I'm not sure! I'm an Amazon shut in!
by ribick November 21, 2019
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amazon whore

A person, male or female who submits 5 star reviews for cheap chinese products in exchange for more cheap chinese products or money.
Hey look at my new sunglasses. All I had to do is submit a review and ching ching chow chong trading company sent them to me for free. If it wasn't for this chemical smell you wouldn't even know they're not raybans. I'm such an Amazon whore.
by shitz96815 November 25, 2019
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