A version of the Downtowner. This act once again involves a big, burley, bearded man and a woman and the act of oral sex on a woman. The aforementioned oral sex must be performed on a sex swing, play ground swing, or pulley and harness system suspending male and female in mid air. This if executed properly will end in a sixty nine position and motorboating should occur.
Guy 1: Tom is a freaking genius!
Guy 2: This again...
Guy 1: Yeah! Tom pulled a downtown airporter.
Guy 2: Really? With this weird sex stuff again? Why am I not suprised?
Guy 1: Oh for sure, He totally Downtown airportered this girl rock climbing last week. I saw his pictures of it on the internet.
Guy 2: Dude you really need a life.
A radical21st century movement that employs stop motion filmmaking techniques, whereby stranded travelers create short films while wasting away those I-can't-believe-my-flight-was-delayed hours in airports.
“Storm delayed takeoff, said LiPo, “so MaryBeth and I had a little public airsport at the new LaGuardia, smeared her flight attendant makeup pretty hard!”
“You know what’s great about the wee hours at Heathrow?” whispers Gemma Bryn in her foxy cockney. “I’ll get to grab you for some airsport while everyone else sleeps.”
A person who loves everything airport-related. Planes, airports, places near airports, seeing airports, everything and anything to do with them. Airportophiles will often waste their money on tickets for a plane, and then come right back from their destination after thoroughly exploring the airport and rating it. Airportophiles normally love Skymall magazines.