Advancement

Advancement is a cultural/philosophical condition condition in which a true genius (an "Advanced Individual") creates piece of art that only other Advanced Individuals are capable of appreciating. As a necessary corrolary, the Non-Advanced will perceive the artistric product as bad. That which is Advanced cannot, under any circumstances, be intended as irony. Advancement (and all derviative word forms) must always, always be capitalized. This is highly Advanced English.

Coined by cultural theorist Chuck Klosterman.

Lou Reed; Evan Dando; David Byrne's cover of Whitney Houston's "I Want to Dance With Somebody"; Boy Meets World.

The Key to Advancement is that Advanced artists neither (a) do what is expected of them; or (b) do the opposite of what is expected of them.

by R.P. Quinn September 17, 2008

Advantager

one who takes advantage of a male or female while they are uncomprehensive.

"Weenis!!!" "What foo!!!" "Dont talk to that wesa!" "Why, way?" " Cuz shes an advantager, Weenis" "Ohh crud, thanks way:)"...

by Maximus#63 February 1, 2008

Avani

In indian literature the word 'avani' means earth, to be honest a poisonous earth. Venus sounds more relatable, but avani is a disgrace to mean Venus. Life on venus is nowhere possible for human mankind due to toxic gasses, similarly nobody stays humane with avani due to her toxic ethology. By personality, she's Very talented in deceiving people in her dangerous trust

if i had an option to date avani or be holocausted , id definitely choose holocaust

by skyyyxmahs February 19, 2022

sexual advance

An attempt to gain sexual favor (be it physical or for long-term relationships) in the eyes of another

Bob made a sexual advance on Jill when he bought her dinner at that fine restaurant.

by Biff McLargeFriesWithThat January 4, 2008

Homosexual Advantage

An unappreciated advantage of being a Homosexual that straight guys would love to have but can't because they would get slapped.

Examples of Homosexual Advantage are:

1) touching breasts without getting slapped

2) Grabbing asses without getting slapped

3) going to sleepovers and watching girls change

by Monstabia June 27, 2010

French advantage

The romantic advantage French men have given they have the largest average penises of all European countries.

That French guy gets all the women. It must be the French advantage.

by Andre_3000 October 23, 2010

Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War

Do anything else rather than make a very childish foolish blunder.

George Bush is going to attack Iraq!!

Nobody would do that this day and age because everyone knows that would be stupid. Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War.

by seymore hineys May 19, 2009