National hug theo day

you have to give your bsf named theo a hug even if it’s a virtual one

Julia has to give theo a hug on national hug theo day.

by theo’s favorite November 13, 2020

National suck Theo’s dick day

On on May 1st if you see that sexy beast Theo u gotta suck his dick

“Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day”

“Oh shit there he is”

“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”

by theothegod April 12, 2019

I forgot to drop off Theo

After Dropping the Cosbys at the pool, to have to return to continue the act of doing so.

Man it wasnt enough... I forgot to drop off Theo!!! *runs to bathroom*

by AndyTheManAlexis April 04, 2004

dirty Theo

When you have ate hot spicy tortillas and you have to do the hurting shit while you are fucking.

I’ve done the dirty Theo while we where fucking

by Go2buymeapizza January 19, 2021

Theo Hernandez

Best Fullback In The World

Imagine thinking the Bundesliga or PL farmers got a better fullback, Theo Hernandez is truly clear this year

by Urbanndiictionaryofficial December 22, 2020

theo bro

It’s supposed to be a pejorative similar to “gym rat” or “gear head” where the person is considered too engrossed in the “hobby” of theology to have a healthy perspective.

Those theo bros don’t respect my feelings about Jesus because they worry too much about hermeneutics.

by jpsixsmith March 19, 2023

enslaved Theo

Trapped in the sex dungeons of his mum and dad. They use his brother’s bathroom and handcuff him to the radiator. His sister comes in and fingers him with her 5 inch nose.

Let’s get that enslaved Theo, he needs a good pounding

by The rays July 03, 2024