short fuse

a short temper(see also; have a short fuse)

My dad has frequently has a short fuse.

by Light Joker October 10, 2004

short and curlies

Your pubes.

I have crabs in my short and curlies! They are making my taint itch.

by T May 25, 2004

Booty Shorts

Shorts that often are nothing but sheer strips of cloth, with visible pockets hanging from the seems. The butt will often slip from the clothing, implying a "sexy look."

But has unfortunately become more popular with young teenage girls.

"Her booty shorts are letting her butt fall out! Should we warn her?!"
"Nah, that's the look these days."

by Cool in every way possible. August 16, 2015

short bus

A bus that people who can't spell derogatory take.

If you can't spell derogatory then you probably ride the short bus.

by W December 21, 2004

short smoothie

When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.

"How did it go with Kevin last night?" .. "Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a short smoothie. I got dressed and left."

by vit2010 December 25, 2010

Short-Pour

When a guy is having sex and pulls out in the middle of ejaculating and leaves part of his load inside and part outside.

Guy: "Last night I was banging this chick and short-poured her"

Girl: "I have to go get the morning after pill because I got short-poured last night"

Guy: "See that beautiful woman over there? I'm going to short-pour her tonight"

by Mike the Machine November 13, 2016

short bit

A small amount of time to be away. Usually about thirty minutes.

"I'll be back in a short bit"
"He'll just be gone a short bit"

by from the south July 30, 2019