zen skin

PC for stretch marks

I couldn't help but notice that your wife has interesting zen skin.

by Versimilitude December 10, 2019

Zen Drink

Hangover free beverages that calm your ass down and help you to focus. Normally hemp or CBD infused and alcohol free.

What a week! Could you hit me up with one Zen drink!?

Q: What I could drink instead of alcohol if I wanna try that Scandinavian Sober thing?
A: Definitely Zen drinks!

Energy drinks make me hyperactive. Give me Zen drink instead.

by ZenManOfficial March 13, 2021

Zen dildo

A dildo that comes without attachments

After the Betty Dodson serenity workshop. We were each given our own personal zen dildo to play with.

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

Zen vibrator

A vibrator that helps you "come without attachments".

I went to the ashram yesterday afternoon. They were giving out a free. Zen vibrator so I went home and medibated for the rest of the day!

by 4realazitgits April 18, 2021

Zen Pandas

A person who is horny for pandas

Yesterday I saw them act like a zen pandas

by imaniggathatspeaksfacts April 21, 2021

Zen Crystal

An incel that browse the internet with Anime pictures as his profile due to the fact his face is uneasy to look at. He usually seeks attention as he rarely does human interactions in real life and rather uses social media for his gain. This person most likely has no friends but he does have an obsession with fictional 2d characters which to him is "okay". His life is basically meaningless and full of the big sad.

Wait Bob, dont tell me that you're Zen Crystal? What a disgrace! As your friend i will get the help you need even if it means sending you to the Mentally ill hospital.

by lonelypencil November 12, 2021

Zen-Dick

Peaceful ,relaxing and stress free penis receiving this type of penis don’t allow you to get upset

He gives me Zen-Dick everytime I get overly stressed out

by 🌞Shyne September 30, 2021