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Zealey Reality

Being in a state of psychosis where you believe everything is alright, going to be alright, always has been alright. A kind of self-delusion or denial of problems that are staring one in the face.
"I can't talk to him right now... he's in Zealey Reality"
by Mike Drake July 3, 2007
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Zeke

Short for Zero Kelvin, the coldest possible temperature that is physically impossible to reach, it is a compliment equated to "hardcore, damn near impossible, awesome, cool". Can also be abbreviated as ZK.
"Dude, that headshot was totally ZeKe."

"I got us the beer, it's ZeKe, bro."

"Your new Wrangler looks absolutely ZeKe."
by Latraven May 17, 2016
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Zeke

1. A quiet person. Usually has few true friends, but leeches onto other groups of people as they walk by.

2. A person who may appear accepted in school, but his/her outside life includes all night video game fests.
(Person 1) Dude, ur really weird. You act like such a Zeke whenever you refuse to go to parties because of obligations to D&D.
(Person 2) Well, if you were a lvl 30 mage lord, you would play D&D all night long too.
(Person 1) I thought you were cool in school man...
by Mailman March 30, 2004
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zekecruz

A balding red head who was touched by Denver Jones in his sleep. After waking a zekecruz remains being touched by Denver
If you like men, you may be a zekecruz
by zeke cruz September 16, 2010
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Zeke

Zeke’s a goat the can pull your bitch any day
Zeke gets hoes
by I got waves June 20, 2019
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Zeke

They are amazing and caring. But if you date one be careful they will leave fast.they will get your hopes up and then let you down so fast it will be like a shot. Zeke’s are THE MOST HOTTEST PERSON EVER.
Me:hey my boyfriend just broke up with me and it was through text...he looks so happy now that I’m gone..
Person:isn’t his name zeke?its okay maybe someone will treat you even better.
by *-huegirl-* October 29, 2019
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Zeke

zeke is dumb lol
“Hey did you hear that only one person didn’t pass the quiz?” “Yeah, I heard it was Zeke.”
by Dootaishdbba June 22, 2020
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