Zoom Nutt

The act of turning off your camera during an online class, or meeting, and jacking off before anyone realizes.

Jabair was zoom nutting the entire class

by -kreacher- April 08, 2020

Zoomed-out

A state of fatigue, weariness or confusion from extended periods of time in Zoom meetings.

“I can’t do another zoom meeting. I am zoomed-out man

by Ronnie “The Bear” Holstein April 29, 2020

ZOOM TUBE

An instrument used for smoking marijuanna. A tubular shaped pipe opened on both ends with the bowl located near the far end on top. Also know as a steam roller.

Dude, this zoom tube hits fat.

by Geoff Dietz August 22, 2006

zoom tard

A mazda driving idiot that thinks he/she is cool but is actually driving a stock piece of shit with a little bling added.

Stupid zoom tard couldn't do a power slide if he had a rocket up his ass.

by Barmann October 18, 2006

Zoom coma

The state of lethargy that you feel after a full day of Zoom meetings or after an extra-long Zoom call.

Bro, that 95 person Zoom call was exhausting! I know, I'm in Zoom coma.

by Fernandito May 10, 2020

Zoom Keeper

During Coronavirus, many people used the online application Zoom for work and social activities. Zoom requires that one person be the admin. Zoom can host as many as hundreds of people. It becomes like a human zoo. So the admin will be the Zoom Keeper!

Jack: We have an afterhour on Zoom tonight.
Jill: Who's the Zoom Keeper? It was like a menagerie last time.
Jack: You are!

by Mongolian Gone Wild April 02, 2020

Zoom calls

A good way to play Among us instead of doing your schoolwork.

Guy 1: Are you actually doing your work while on the zoom calls?
The cool guy (Joe Porter): Nah, I'm killing all these noobs which tries to do med-scan!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 20, 2020