Yolking

Instead of saying "I'm joking" one says "I'm yolking". Egg pun.

"I love ___." "What bro? That's weird." "I'm yolking, chill"

by Super Krazy May 1, 2025

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Yolky Surprise

When a bunch of dudes stand in a line and jizz on one guy and one of the dudes in the line pees (aka the surprise) on said guy.

“I just got a yolky surprise from my teacher!”

“That’s so funny because I just gave a yolky surprise yesterday and I don’t think the ‘yolk’ is supposed to be red.”

by JimmyLover1989 June 21, 2025

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Yolksguard

A name used to describe Nazi punks in the egg punk scene.

Imwent to an egg punk show in Ohio and the place was filled with yolksguard nazis.

by comradegrizzly October 16, 2025

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the yolking

to dunk on someones face

the yolking, o my goodnes!!!

by PA DIZZLES August 20, 2006

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Egg Yolks

A man’s testes; balls

Co-worker 1
What happened to Kevin?

Co-worker 2: Oh! I accidentally broke his egg yolks last night and today he needs them iced all day.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs May 1, 2021

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Similar to “get wrecked”, this is said when someone around you takes a massive L.

Yolk-what’s splattered on a house after getting egged
Get yoked-A phrase which, in the fitness world means to get strong
Get yolked-sucks for you/get better

“UGH I LOST. I want a rematch”
“Get yolked ✌️”

by anonymous July 17, 2023

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