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New Years Eve

Where adults get drunk and kids run around in the background>
"my mom is so drunk from new years eve!"
by MaddyTheMango January 14, 2019
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1000 years

The time it takes to go back in to a glacier
It literally took 1000 years for the yak
by ='srtrx August 23, 2019
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bitch years

A person's age in dog years, quickly calculated and used in response to any derogatory comment about someone else's age.
22 year old Edith: What would you know about young people's issues, you're like 35...
Steph: Well you're 154 in bitch years
by razzamabaz October 13, 2020
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New Years Day 2021

The first day of 2021. And the first day of us being out of the shit year we know as 2020.
At 12am, on New Years Day 2021, God will put a message into the sky that says "Tutorial Completed. Proceed To Game?"

Have a Happy New Year!
by Master Of Nations December 31, 2020
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Eighteen Years

1. The sentence a man gets, in years of Child Support, when he has sex with a dishonest female that refuses to take responsibility for her actions and get an abortion.
1. I had sex with Brittany Spears and got Eighteen Years.

2. I feel you, I'm doing thirty-six years, myself.
by Buttfuckme April 1, 2021
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FOUR YEARS

A phrase screamed by a gay furry shitposting Dark Souls III player who wanted to be high tier in a PVP Discord server, but instead was bested by another player with a broken straight sword.

Ugh.. okay, you know what? I’m just going to be made fun of. ‘Cause I’m tilted! I lost because I’m tilted! I have ten people in chat shitting on me, I have fucking Meryx and his fucking gangbangers just shitting on me, why the fuck do you think I’m tilted?! I’ve had to deal with this shit for FOUR YEARS! I’VE HAD TO DEAL WITH IT FOR FOUR YEARS! Four years. Get the fuck out of my chat. sigh Just calm down? No! The moment you fucking say that, I don’t care about your opinion, because you don’t understand the shit I have been through. Okay? Do you understand what fucking Meryx has done to me? Do you understand what fucking Prince has said to me? Do you understand any of the fucking history with that? They have genuinely pushed me to the the brink of fucking suicide! Okay?! That is not a joke! There’s a reason I stopped playing this game. There’s a reason I left pvpcord. Okay? Because he keeps getting unbanned. Nobody fucking deals with their shit, and they just keep harassing people! Meryx has a fucking Discord where he harasses people for fun! He literally has a sniping Discord! No, I don’t even want to play anymore. I’m done. I’m broken.
You did it guys, you broke me! claps You made me yell for the first time in five years! You made me break down! Are you happy? Are you guys happy? Are you satisfied? Are you going to clip it enough? Are you going to jerk off to it? I bet Meryx is laughing his ass off right now. Ha ha, look at this dude! He’s such an insane person! Fucking hate this community. So much. Yeah, look at Daug go. Just finish the Bo9? No. I’m not. I don’t care about high tier. I don’t care about this game. There’s a reason I stopped playing two years ago. Alright? It’s because of people like Meryx, it’s because of people like Prince. They have been a thing for years. Okay? Why do you think I fucking hate Ashes? It’s because Meryx is in it, Gabri is in it, those fucking people - are just insufferable.

I’ve had to deal with this shit for FOUR YEARS! I’VE HAD TO DEAL WITH IT FOR FOUR YEARS!
by FOURYEARS May 24, 2021
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Snail years

The distance a snail can travel in a year .( 31.56km)
Guy 1: how many snail years do you live away from school
Guy 2: what’s a snail year

Guy 1: how long a snail can travel in a year
by D3waffles October 27, 2021
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